The Easter Chicken

The Easter Chicken

There is nothing as sweet as stolen meat. If you go to the same Pot from which you were served three pieces of Yoruba-standard meat and steal the tiniest piece of meat in it, you’ll discover the taste is different. It is always Juicier, more delicious, and even glints in the dark like the cow or chicken was wearing bling-bling before meeting death. Also, if you listen carefully, you can hear the alleluia chorus playing as you lift it out of the pot. Continue reading

Ghetto Christmas

Ghetto Christmas

Can a man rob God? Na the last thing wen comot for pastor mouth before we hear the sound kpraka kpraka followed by “Everybody lie down flat”. Real street no even need hear lie down flat before you begin enter ground like seed wen dem wan plant. Who go dey Ajegunle wen no go sabi … Continue reading

crazy

crazy

This post was inspired by a harmless statement. I said something funny to a friend and the following words came out of her mouth. “Steve you’re crazy. I swear you be mad man”  There and then it hit me. Can I really be a mad man? Do I really have what it takes to be … Continue reading

Baby

Baby

GHEN GHEN “Baby Boy, I am Pregnant”. The SMS was succinct, surreal and well timed to without doubt, deliver the shock the sender wanted me to have. After three straight days of drinking Garri in school, my parents finally decided to send me something instead of their customary “Manage eh! Nna” which I always got … Continue reading

DOES PENIS SIZE MATTER?

DOES PENIS SIZE MATTER?

This should be the first time I am officially ranting on this blog or rather writing something that isn’t a story. But like the Holy Book says, there is a time for everything. It is not news that sex, or anything that involves sex, sells. Even if you don’t believe it, one strong proof is … Continue reading