Baby

Baby

GHEN GHEN “Baby Boy, I am Pregnant”. The SMS was succinct, surreal and well timed to without doubt, deliver the shock the sender wanted me to have. After three straight days of drinking Garri in school, my parents finally decided to send me something instead of their customary “Manage eh! Nna” which I always got … Continue reading

DOES PENIS SIZE MATTER?

DOES PENIS SIZE MATTER?

This should be the first time I am officially ranting on this blog or rather writing something that isn’t a story. But like the Holy Book says, there is a time for everything. It is not news that sex, or anything that involves sex, sells. Even if you don’t believe it, one strong proof is … Continue reading

The Ex-girlfriends Tale Episode 3

The Ex-girlfriends Tale Episode 3

Read previous episodes here to thoroughly enjoy this one… All T.E.X.T EPISODES EPISODE THREE My warri friend onos say him people talk say when lion see wetin pass am instead of to roar, wetin go comot him mouth na “meow meow”. See me that was feeling like one gangsta Rastafarian. But my people eh, this … Continue reading

The Ex-girlfriends Tale(T.E.X.T) Episode Two

The Ex-girlfriends Tale(T.E.X.T) Episode Two

Once more we invite all LASTma officials who haven’t read other episodes of t.e.x.t, to please click here so you can thoroughly enjoy this one All Text Episodes If you have forgotten what happened, don’t form. Click the links and refresh your memory. Thanks EPISODE TWO “Hi Stevie”. Clara’s outstretched hands in anticipation of a … Continue reading

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2

This is not one of those normal posts where I tell a story of my Life and make you Laugh. Not today. If you want a funny birthday story read happy birthday Its my Birthday and i’ll try and sound very deep like aristotle. There are so many reasons to be happy on your birthday. … Continue reading